Wednesday 26 September 2012

God, We’re In Trouble

‘Creation, in it’s basic form,’
Said one god to the next,
‘Is making new things happen,
And leaving folk perplexed,
As to the rhyme and reason,
Why all this should be so,
When in all actuality,
They’ll never ever know’.

‘I disagree’ said the next god,
‘It’s more subtle than that,
When people start to notice,
It makes you look a prat,
You must instead endeavour,
To deflect the futures path,
Without anybody noticing,
While you sit back and laugh!’

‘Now come my boys,’ said Mother Earth,
‘I’ll be having none of this,
I put up with these humans,
And it frankly takes the piss.
They pillage all my riches,
And they hurt me to the core,
Anything you care to do,
Doesn’t matter any more’.

Two gods stared at Mother Earth,
As she began to blub,
Tears filling her oceans,
The gods went down the pub.
And in the pub the barkeep served,
Those gods stayed up all night,
Talking about creation,
As the Earth went out of sight.

Tuesday 4 September 2012

Devotion

Death to all that challenge,
The master of the town!
Death to those poor substitutes,
Who try to take his crown!
They shall be disposed of,
By the master in his way,
Maybe slain late at night,
Or run through during day.
None shall take his glory,
None shall steal his pride,
Others may have tried before,
All those others died.
The master is the leader,
Of all that’s good and true,
He makes the sun shine yellow,
He makes the water blue.
The master is our saviour,
Without him we are lost,
We will protect our master,
No matter what the cost.
We will be the last to stand,
And face the evil hordes,
Repelling all invasion,
In the name of our great lord.
Chimeras may be evil,
Dragons may be large,
We’ll fight until we drop because,
The master is in charge.
If we all die and he might live,
We are bound to give our all,
Our lives for this great master?
It presents no choice at all.