Wednesday, 26 September 2012

God, We’re In Trouble

‘Creation, in it’s basic form,’
Said one god to the next,
‘Is making new things happen,
And leaving folk perplexed,
As to the rhyme and reason,
Why all this should be so,
When in all actuality,
They’ll never ever know’.

‘I disagree’ said the next god,
‘It’s more subtle than that,
When people start to notice,
It makes you look a prat,
You must instead endeavour,
To deflect the futures path,
Without anybody noticing,
While you sit back and laugh!’

‘Now come my boys,’ said Mother Earth,
‘I’ll be having none of this,
I put up with these humans,
And it frankly takes the piss.
They pillage all my riches,
And they hurt me to the core,
Anything you care to do,
Doesn’t matter any more’.

Two gods stared at Mother Earth,
As she began to blub,
Tears filling her oceans,
The gods went down the pub.
And in the pub the barkeep served,
Those gods stayed up all night,
Talking about creation,
As the Earth went out of sight.

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